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4 comic book reviews: Supergirl #10, Batwoman #10, Catwoman #10, Wonder Woman #10.
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Greek pastry-fueled, I begin!
SG10=solid. SG’s past paints picture of her insides; her outsides (stuck inside Black Banshee) crush Black Banshee. But can SG save Siobhan?
BW10=typical. Gorgeous. Intense. Overly busy. Per usual.
CW10=surprising. CW, saving captives, says she once was taken. Big reveal. Hook pulling $2.99 out of next month’s CB fund. Re:Spark. Et tu?
WW=best. Cheesy effective love-saves-the-day story ends w/ spectacular assassination. Gets @ heart of WW: doubly powered by love + justice.
SUPERGIRL: Who the Hell are These People and What the Hell is Going On?
Supergirl/Kara Zor-El: Recently arrived to earth from her home planet, Krypton. Older cousin of Superman on Krypton; younger cousin of Superman on earth
Black Banshee: Celtic dude. Bad dude.
Silver Banshee/Siobhan Smythe: Kara's new friend, daughter of Black Banshee. Fighting her fate, which is to become evil skullhead and do evil alongside evil father, the evil Black Banshee.
Supergirl’s home planet, Krypton, has been destroyed, along with most of its inhabitants. She and an unknown number of other Kryptonians are on earth. Feeling lost, Supergirl was happy to make the acquaintance of Siobhan, but now it turns out she's a bad guy named Silver Banshee. Trying to save Siobhan from her dad, Black Banshee, Supergirl threw herself into his gullet last issue. This issue, she battles her way back out, and pulls Siobhan’s brother Tom out with her.
BATWOMAN: Who the Hell are These People and What the Hell is Going On?
Kate Kane/Batwoman: Survived a brutal kidnapping by terrorists that killed her mother and turned her sister into a crazy villain. West Point student, expelled under Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.
Batwoman is trying to bring down Medusa, a vile organization presumably responsible for numerous Gotham children gone missing.
CATWOMAN: Who the Hell are These People & What the Hell is Going On?
Catwoman: Selina, a hooker-esque thief with a heart of pawn-shop gold and a weakness for the Batman
Spark: Catwoman’s new thieving partner; this issue reveals he’s working with the dirty Gotham PD to capture Catwoman
Catwoman is trying to save a slew of hookers and street kids being kidnapped by a freaky someone who kills them and turns them into corpse-y playthings. She’s also being pursued by a handful of dirty Gotham police officers because she stole their dirty money.
WONDER WOMAN: Who the Hell are These People and What the Hell is Going On?
Diana: Wonder Woman. Hails from Paradise Island.
Hades: Lord of the underworld; brother to Zeus and Poseidon; holding Diana his neice captive and betrothed
Hades is trying to force Diana’s hand in marriage. Diana is trying to smash that hand into tiny hellish bits.